Sequester, What Sequester?

 Sequester, What Sequester?
Innocent Sasha and Malia wonders what every child wonders; what’s a sequester?

White House Tours Cancelled

White House Tours Cancelled
Barack Hussein Obama has cancelled all White House tours. Little school children that saved their pennies and had fundraisers to pay for their once in a lifetime trips have been turned away.  It’s Barry’s house now, and his lovely wife Mooch’s.  This family is the biggest bunch of freeloaders this nation has ever seen.  They ...

DIANNY RANTS: Time for Michelle Obama to Have a Little Skin in the Game

DIANNY RANTS: Time for Michelle Obama to Have a Little Skin in the Game
Did you know that four hundred and sixty nine people work in the White House? I looked it up. Four hundred and sixty nine people. With all those people milling around, it’s a wonder they had space for folks to take tours. And I gotta say, working for the White House is a very lucrative ...

DIANNY RANTS: Diabolical

DIANNY RANTS: Diabolical
“I am not a dictator; I’m the president. So, ultimately if Mitch McConnell or John Boehner say we need to go to catch a plane, I can’t have Secret Service block the doorway, right?” Barack Obama, March 1, 2013. Adolf Hitler called from Hell. He wants his demagoguery back. Actually, I find it rather funny ...

Sequester? We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Sequester? We're gonna need a bigger boat!
Sequester?  Get me a fricken bigger boat!

DIANNY RANTS: Obama’s Mariel Boatlift

DIANNY RANTS: Obama’s Mariel Boatlift
Some of you may be too young to remember 1980. Obama isn’t. Neither am I. From April until October, 1980, because of a severe downturn in Cuba’s economy (not that it was ever roaring), thousands of Cubans sought asylum in the US. Fidel Castro, dirt bag that he is, deliberately released Cubans from jails and ...

DIANNY RANTS: Sequester That!!!

DIANNY RANTS: Sequester That!!!
“You stop this Sequester, or we’ll flood the streets with illegal alien criminals!!!” “You stop this Sequester, or hundreds of thousands of Federal workers will lose their jobs!!” [newsflash: by “lose their jobs” they mean, work a four day week instead of a five day week] “You stop this Sequester, or we will deliberately leave ...

DIANNY RANTS: Sequester This!

DIANNY RANTS: Sequester This!
What happens if you announce the end of the world, and nobody notices? I’ve decided to make up a sandwich board that says, “The End of the World is Nigh” and ship it to the White House. Maybe instead of spending millions of dollars flying from one doom-saying speaking engagement to the other, Obama can ...

DIANNY RANTS: Night of the Living Sequester

DIANNY RANTS: Night of the Living Sequester
Have you noticed whenever there is a “danger” of cutting Federal Government spending, Democrats always start howling about all the cataclysmic things that will happen to us. Children will starve! Old People will be living on dog food! Police and firemen will be laid off!! There will be no TSA agents groping you in the ...

DIANNY RANT: The Incredible, Impotent Man

DIANNY RANT: The Incredible, Impotent Man
“I will veto any effort to get rid of the automatic spending cuts [the Sequester] … No easy off-ramps on this one. We need to keep the pressure up to compromise. [Oooo! What a tough guy!] Not turn off the pressure. Only way the spending cuts will not take place is if congress gets back ...
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