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DIANNY RANTS: If You Think It’s Expensive Now

DIANNY RANTS: If You Think It's Expensive Now
Last week, a friend of mine cheerfully posted on Facebook that she and her husband had written their final tuition payment. Their youngest of four will be entering his last semester of college in a couple weeks. She was very excited to know that this was it! No more tuition payments. Or, so she thought. ...

DIANNY RANTS: The Year of the Sheep

DIANNY RANTS: The Year of the Sheep
Well. 2015 has begun. When the ball dropped last night, I was sound asleep beside a pitbull with a cone on her head. I confess I’m not much of a “ring in the New Year” kinda gal. Staying up until midnight seems silly to me. My feeling is, it will still be 2015 when I ...

From Hussein Youngman to the Royal Family

From Hussein Youngman to the Royal Family
Just a few images from DIANNY to round out your Thursday. From Hussein Youngman to the Royal Family and a few Throwback Thursday Cuba-style tossed in for good measure. Crickets*Crickets*Crickets. Poor Hussein Youngman. His speechwriters just aren’t as funny as they think they are. So, Jeb Bush announced an “exploratory committee” to explore his inevitable ...

DIANNY RANTS: Under the Cover of Tear Gas

DIANNY RANTS: Under the Cover of Tear Gas
Did you ever see the first episode of Season 5 of the TV show “24?” Chloe contacts Jack to tell her that somebody is trying to kill her. He tells her to meet him at an old refinery outside of LA. They meet up just as the bad guys track Chloe down. To facilitate their ...

DIANNY RANTS: Secret Recipe

DIANNY RANTS: Secret Recipe
Rule number one. You do not, under any circumstances, give away the secret recipe. Just ask Colonel Sanders. Success hinges on being able to keep the secret recipe secret. Why would anybody choose your brand if everyone knew exactly what makes your brand unique? Call it proprietary ingredients, data, design. You name it. Whether you’re ...

DIANNY RANTS: My How the Tiny Have Fallen

DIANNY RANTS: My How the Tiny Have Fallen
Remember those faux Greek columns? Remember the packed stadiums. Remember lowering the seas and healing the planet? I’d say, my how the mighty have fallen, but since I’m referring to Barack Obama, the wee little tyrant, perhaps it is more appropriate to say, my how the tiny have fallen. To quote Xander, from “Buffy the ...

DIANNY RANTS: Stupid

DIANNY RANTS: Stupid
I wonder. Do the stupid know they’re stupid? Or is the ability to discern ones intelligence something that requires intelligence? If elected Democrats are any indication, the stupid don’t even seem to know they don’t possess the necessary wattage to power an Easy Bake Oven let alone run for Congress. How else do you explain ...

The Don Corleone of Politics

The Don Corleone of Politics
As I mentioned in yesterday’s DIANNY RANTS: Seven Million, Barack Obama is the Don Corleone of politics — “selling” us on a program that we are being forced to participate in by law. Crowing about his success at signing up seven million people would be like Don Corleone congratulating himself on getting a band leader ...

It’s Tantrum Man!!!

It's Tantrum Man!!!
It’s Tantrum Man!!! Flustered like a sputtering baby! More powerful than an explosive fart! Able to heap piles of bullshit in a single lie! Quick! Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Tantrum Man!!!
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