Mrs Obama vs Mrs Trump

Mrs Obama vs Mrs Trump
Mrs Obama vs Mrs Trump – Moochelle Belle’s — day is doneFreedom’s fall — has begunOh Lib’rals please explainAnd tell us what we have gained?Screwed is our plight, oh sadlyScrewed with Barry (we knew)Trite are the words that Mooch uttersUtters a pile of poo —So Trump has new ideas for usDon’t make me have to ...

T*R*A*S*H

T*R*A*S*H
T*R*A*S*H – Through any T.V. lens I see — Obama’s — their travesties The taxes are withheld from me They live it up for all to see…   Communists lie and profess How they know what’s good for us But you can’t take or leave it, they decree   They blame and lie and get ...

Let’s Grow!

Let's Grow!
BREAKING NEWS: Exclusively at All the Right Snark! Michelle Obama has abandoned her five-year initiative “Let’s Move” and decided to focus her time and energy on a new program she has named “Let’s Grow!” According to the Nancy Sikofant, the Deputy Assistant to the Deputy Chief of Unnecessary First Lady Affairs, the “Let’s Grow!” Mission ...

THURSDAY LIGHTNING ROUND: ¡Viva la Revolución!

THURSDAY LIGHTNING ROUND: ¡Viva la Revolución!
Round 1: ¡Viva la Revolución! Looks like the Castro boys are getting their own Stimulus. Barack Obama wants to give a failing communist dictatorship an economic shot in the arm! We can’t have communism failing on Obama’s watch, nosiree. So all you folks who escaped this brutal dictatorship for freedom in the US only to ...

We’re Victims Too!!!

We're Victims Too!!!
Dianny here. So, People Magazine has the “Racism Interview” with Michelle Obama. Goodie! Another opportunity for Michelle to claim the mantle of Victim. Have you ever seen two people more desperate to howl to the heavens, “We’re victims too!!!” like Michelle and Barack Obama? I point out in Volume One of RANT: Remember Steve Martin’s ...

DIANNY RANTS: Thursday Lightning Round

DIANNY RANTS: Thursday Lightning Round
I’m beginning to like tackling more than one topic in a column. It’s kind of fun! Plus, since I have the attention span of a gnat, it is definitely more my speed. So, let’s just call today’s column the Thursday Lightning Round. Round 1: Where the Hell is Michelle?! Whenever there was a dreary, rainy ...

No Fried Chicken for You!

No Fried Chicken for You!
You know, Michelle Obama made absolutely zero waves when she said ““Absolutely. I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote. Only after, if you haven’t voted… You make a good point. Because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, ...

Dianny Has to Catch Up

Dianny Has to Catch Up
Good gracious! Dianny has to catch up with the times! I haven’t posted my ‘shop images from Facebook in ages. Sorry, you guys. I’ve been remiss. So, these images are from the last couple weeks. I don’t know if you heard, but Andrew Cuomo was given a hefty advance to write his memoirs. Now, I ...

DIANNY RANTS: The Democrats’ Biggest Problem

DIANNY RANTS: The Democrats' Biggest Problem
The Democrat Party isn’t doing well in this last week before the Midterm elections. They’re getting desperate, and their desperation is coming out in pretty outrageous ways. Whether it’s Wendy Davis and her inane campaign commercials and loose-cannon tweets, or it’s Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and her clinical delusions, the Democrats’ biggest problem is, well, themselves. Let’s ...

DIANNY RANTS: Let Them Eat Turnips

DIANNY RANTS: Let Them Eat Turnips
Let’s recap, shall we? Currently, in Obama’s America, we have a slowly spreading outbreak of Ebola in Texas that began when an infected man from Liberia gained entry into the US by lying through his teeth. He received what some are claiming is up to a half million dollars in medical treatment in a US ...
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