Russia Can Have Her!

Russia Can Have Her!
Russia Can Have Her!

Crazy Quilts

Crazy Quilts
Crazy Quilts – They scheme with Chuck Schumer They plot to ruin our futures They plot to win the next race Distaff of Dem-O-crat charm – pew-wee! Not what you call keepers Textbook horseflesh – we want better Seek to put us in a jam All we want is to be free — Politicals – ...

DIANNY RANTS: Ah, the High Life

DIANNY RANTS: Ah, the High Life
According to Roll Call, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (Idiot, Texas) spent over twenty-three thousand dollars flying to Korea, Vietnam and Cambodia in February. According to sources, Ms. Jackson-Lee was hoping to catch a glimpse of the flag the Astronauts placed on the moon. Just kidding. She actually thinks that moon flag is somewhere on Mars. ...
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