Cave Creep John

Cave Creep John
Cave Creep John (Creep John, Creep John) Always mournin’ in his mine, thought we’d never survive He cries like a chick and finds ways to connive Kinda bawls and he blubbers and quivers his ol’ lip And everybody knew, was a sieve of a ship, that Creep John (Creep John, Creep John) Cave Creep John (Creep John)   ...

DIANNY RANTS: Mean Girl Strikes Back

DIANNY RANTS: Mean Girl Strikes Back
On Saturday, I told you that I hoped Wednesday morning, I would come here to All the Right Snark to write about the ouster of John Boehner as Speaker of the House, but I knew that I wouldn’t be. I knew that when push came to shove, the Republicans in Congress would not turn their ...

DIANNY RANTS: Bad News for Boehner

DIANNY RANTS: Bad News for Boehner
We learned yesterday that a poll of Republican voters done by Pat Caddell’s organization had some bad news for Boehner. A whopping sixty percent of Republican voters want a new Speaker of the House selected for the incoming Congress. Sixty Percent. Say, isn’t that the number of intelligence briefings Obama failed to attend? Any old ...

DIANNY RANTS: Et Tu, Boehner?

DIANNY RANTS: Et Tu, Boehner?
You know, it’s one thing to have to fight your enemies. It’s another thing entirely when those you thought were on your side turn on you too. Remember back in January of 2011 when the newly elected Republican House majority opened the first session by reading the United States Constitution? It was the one and ...

Racism, Torture and Traitors, Oh my

Racism, Torture and Traitors, Oh my
Racism, torture and traitors, oh my. So many image opportunities this week. Where do we start? I know. Let’s start with the amazing transformation of Mr. Unity into Mr. Division. What a difference a decade makes n’est ce pas? The wretched, spiteful Dianne Feinstein bemoans the fact that enemy combatants, captured during a time of ...

DIANNY RANTS: Thursday Lightning Round

DIANNY RANTS: Thursday Lightning Round
I’m beginning to like tackling more than one topic in a column. It’s kind of fun! Plus, since I have the attention span of a gnat, it is definitely more my speed. So, let’s just call today’s column the Thursday Lightning Round. Round 1: Where the Hell is Michelle?! Whenever there was a dreary, rainy ...

Some Weekend Fun with Dianny

Some Weekend Fun with Dianny
Here’s some weekend fun with Dianny! Just a few images I thought I’d share with you all. I’m sure like most of you, I am thoroughly disgusted with John Boehner. I don’t know if this man is just a coward or if Obama has the goods on him. Either way, Obama has him neutered. My ...

DIANNY RANTS: Squeaker of the House

DIANNY RANTS: Squeaker of the House
Ah, John Boehner. I think I liked you more when you were crying. Weak little turncoat bastard that you are. You are nothing but a flaccid little mouse. The Squeaker of the House. What’s Obama got on you, fella? Whores? Drugs? Drunken escapades caught by the NSA? What makes a (and I use the term ...

DIANNY RANTS: Check for Knives

DIANNY RANTS: Check for Knives
Say, did you know that Democrat Congressman Luis Gutierrez really, really, really has the best interests of the Republican Party at heart? So sweet of him. Why Looooey! We had no idea you cared so much! Thanks for having our back. Don’t mind me if I check for knives. This idiot Democrat — redundant, I ...

DIANNY RANTS: Boehner’s So Clueless, He Should be a Democrat

DIANNY RANTS: Boehner's So Clueless, He Should be a Democrat
What the hell is wrong with John Boehner? Did he get hit with the Stupid Stick or was he just born that way? The only time this guy goes on the offensive is when he is attacking people on his side of the aisle. Honestly, Boehner’s so clueless, he should be a Democrat. Appearing in ...
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