Sad They Condone

Sad They Condone
Bushes Blythe on the day he was born A natural runaround Like his dad he did wander Tomcat boy – total hound The BUSHes crack up Toadies – for what he’s sown They propel and display And that is sad they condone Sad they condone Sad they condone s-s-s-s sad s-s-s-s sad s-s-s-s sad Sad ...

Little Billy-Willy

Little Billy-Willy
Little Billy-Willy – Front side, back side Little Billy-Willy wears the crown He’s the pig around towns Pouncing, bouncing Billy drives Hill silly With his interns, women all around Not just one, but dozens alright ‘Cause with Little Billy ’round It can last all night Nightgowns, lowdown, say touchdown ‘Cause Little Billy-Willy won’t go home ...

Twin Peaks

Twin Peaks
Twin Peaks Bimbos keep landing in Bill’s bed And that’s why I want to be the next new President Bill’s gonna get it! Those Bimbos keep landing in Bill’s bed, they keep landing So I will sic my C I A on his fun And I’ve got a lamp that I will use to get ...

DIANNY RANTS: The Legend of Hillary Clinton

DIANNY RANTS: The Legend of Hillary Clinton
Indulge me as I recount a television plot as a matter of comparison. One of my all-time favorite TV shows was the sadly brief Joss Whedon bit of genius called Firefly. It’s cancellation was infuriating. The fact that Glee has managed to survive beyond 13 episodes and Firefly got the axe midway through its first ...

DIANNY RANTS: My, But Standards Have Slipped

DIANNY RANTS: My, But Standards Have Slipped
On MSNBC last night, Ronan Farrow, whose claim to fame is he is the offspring of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen claimed that what we Americans crave is “Clinton-style” honesty. Wow. Okay, only if I also crave Bill Clinton-style fidelity, Hillary Clinton-style fashion, Chelsea Clinton-style hair or Bill Clinton-style cardiac health. Have our standards slipped ...
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