DIANNY RANTS: Hey, IDIOTS!

DIANNY RANTS: Hey, IDIOTS!
Can somebody please explain to me why Democrats and Establishment Republicans in Congress do not understand such basic principles as “the consent of the governed” and “the will of the people?” Hey, IDIOTS! It isn’t that the Republican House has been stalling on “Immigration Reform.” It is that We the People have been demanding that ...

DIANNY RANTS: De-Nile

DIANNY RANTS: De-Nile
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. De-Nile. It ain’t just a river in Egypt my friends. Turns out, it is the faraway planet on which the Democrat Party resides. Breitbart has an article that includes an email letter from Barack Obama to the Democrat Party faithful — or, as I like to call them, the aliens from ...

No Fried Chicken for You!

No Fried Chicken for You!
You know, Michelle Obama made absolutely zero waves when she said ““Absolutely. I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote. Only after, if you haven’t voted… You make a good point. Because I am, I do talk about health. But I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, ...

DIANNY RANTS: Parse the Bull

DIANNY RANTS: Parse the Bull
I spent yesterday trying to figure out how best to respond to Barack Obama’s statement from Wednesday. To tell you the truth, I am so exceedingly sick and tired of even reading what this man says, that it is growing ever more difficult to parse the bull. Then, by yesterday evening, I remembered something that ...

DIANNY RANTS: Dianny’s a Wee Bit Sad

DIANNY RANTS: Dianny's a Wee Bit Sad
Okay, I confess. Dianny’s a wee bit sad. I have no idea what I’m going to do with myself now that Wendy Davis got her ass handed to her. I have to say, Wendy’s moronic campaign for Texas Governor has been one of the most entertaining things in politics since Monica’s semen-stained dress. It was ...

Elections Have Consequences

Elections Have Consequences
Elections have consequences and a midterm referendum on Barack Obama and his policies hits him hard! -Disloyal Subject

DIANNY RANTS: Imagine Something Better

DIANNY RANTS: Imagine Something Better
It occurred to me over the weekend that this will be the very first election day where I will be writing a DIANNY RANTS. I began this column in the middle of January, 2013 and have yet to have the opportunity to write a column during a national election cycle. Naturally, I laid awake last ...

DIANNY RANTS: Vote or Else

DIANNY RANTS: Vote or Else
You know, when I said that the Democrats were going full-on Fatal Attraction, I had no idea how right I was. According to the New York Post, New York Democrats are letting their voters know that they’ll be checking to make sure Democrats turn out at the polls. It’s the Vote or Else strategy. Why ...

DIANNY RANTS: Here Comes Mary Boo Boo

DIANNY RANTS: Here Comes Mary Boo Boo
Here comes Mary Boo Boo Landrieu! Senator Landrieu (Dimwit, Louisiana) has decided the best way to campaign for reelection is to throw the voters of her state under the bus while at the same time making herself look like the biggest sideshow act on Planet Earth. That’s right, Louisianans. You are a bunch of racist, ...

DIANNY RANTS: The Democrats’ Biggest Problem

DIANNY RANTS: The Democrats' Biggest Problem
The Democrat Party isn’t doing well in this last week before the Midterm elections. They’re getting desperate, and their desperation is coming out in pretty outrageous ways. Whether it’s Wendy Davis and her inane campaign commercials and loose-cannon tweets, or it’s Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and her clinical delusions, the Democrats’ biggest problem is, well, themselves. Let’s ...
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