Hey, Obama! Suck it, ya hoser! The Burger King has moved his Kingdom to the Great White North. That’s right, Obama, ya knob! Take off, eh! Hey, hose-head, Obama. You keep raising corporate taxes, and you can expect more businesses to take off. Burger King has been an American staple for decades. And then, along ...

Just Stand Still

Just Stand Still
Just Stand Still When you see us stalkin’ down your street Do not be a clown just turn around Just stand still, let us kill Don’t believe that you can outrun us Just let us shoot in public ’cause each time we find you Shoot you down to kill Just stand still.  Halt!  Stop! Just stand still.  Halt!  Stop! Let us kill… ...

New at Dianny Tees

New at Dianny Tees
New at Dianny Tees in both men’s and ladies’ T-shirts, “Nazarene.” A Dianny Tees customer emailed me yesterday and requested that I offer a t-shirt with the Arabic letter “nun.” I’ve been seeing this image pop up on people’s Twitter and Facebook profile pictures and agreed with my customer that this design would be a ...

DIANNY RANTS: Greatest Show on Earth 1

DIANNY RANTS: Greatest Show on Earth
Come one! Come all to the Greatest Show on Earth! Yes, ladies and gentlemen! We bring you PC Sharpton and Holder Circus! Step right this way! The only thing less solemn than golfing is inviting Al Sharpton to “preach” at a funeral. We thought the Wellstone Memorial was bad? Honey, that was downright respectful compared ...

DIANNY RANTS: Vacation’s End 2

DIANNY RANTS: Vacation's End
Sunday, Barack Obama returned to Washington from Martha’s Vineyard. Yes, friends. It’s vacation’s end. Time to get back to working his three hour days that begin around ten in the morning and end with a lunch — often with Joe Biden. Well, I guess watching Joe eat unassisted is work. I’m sure Obama will knuckle ...

Jump The Shark! 1

Jump The Shark!
Jump The Shark!

Perry’s New Border Sign

Perry's New Border Sign
Perry’s New Border Sign Gov. Perry orders new border signs installed

Domestic Terrorist Spotted in DC 4

Domestic Terrorist Spotted in DC
Domestic Terrorist Spotted in DC

Lovin’ the Lakers 3

Lovin' the Lakers
Lovin’ the Lakers – The metaphor continues…….

Thought I Saw You Today 4

Thought I Saw You Today
**I started to work on these lyrics to go with a picture I had made and stopped.  I cannot improve upon the words to get my point across.  I hope you will indulge me and accept and listen to the song as originally written.**  Googie Thought I saw you today You were standing in the sun then you ...
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